this post is not for my friends

My friends know how to make the most perfect brownies. This is for people who don't have a clue. Coming from the future, I always made my brownies in the microwave, so they have the perfect consistency of Jello and ah so spongy! For those of you who have a cysteine deficiency and crave that ugly crust, but still want the brownies to look perfect. Here is how:

Brownie's American brownies are better, but I don't know her secrets and if I did I wouldn't tell!

Brownies

I really do like brownies!
Not because of that beauty.
Not because my mom made them for me.
Not because I am trying to be nice.
Not because I like you.
I really do like brownies!
Thanks for baking them, everyone who did.